Cauliflower

I hear they've been sticking cauliflower in every dish here at Haworth.
It's a conspiracy.
Well seeing as the definition of conspiricy is a plot to overthrow a government or other power, maybe not. But STILL.

I object.

I object to anything with cauliflower. It's the veggie with an identity crisis. Or as Mark Twain said, "nothing but cabbage with a college education."